January 5

a day we’re the most complicated person was born

hey it’s january 5th
yes, this complicated bitch was born that day

January 5 by TheWisrLover October 28, 2019

January 11

If you were born on january 11, you are a god, everything you wish will come true.

January 11 is a great day!

January 11 by Byrontall November 17, 2019

January 12th

Confession day
Where you confess to your crush

"Its January 12th"

"So?"

"I like you"

"Same, why today?"

"Because its national confession day"

January 12th by Uhemvery January 27, 2020

January 9th 

People who know how to live like Larry

People born on January 9th might say:

“Livin like Larry”

January 9th by Peepeepoopoo21 October 19, 2019

January 30 

If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being a lie

Person: "Hey it's January 30!"

January 30 by chlo_ca May 4, 2021

January 1 

The baddest Birthday of all!!! New year? New man! New year? New bitch! Get some dick and watch that ball drop... Happy birthday hoe;)

January 1? I heard that’s the best day of the year!

January 1 by naughtyclaws101 October 22, 2019

january 15th 2014 

I can't find out what it is and I am getting tired of trying fuck!

My dad asked me to find out what happens on the January 15th 2014

january 15th 2014 by Iamthesmartestpersonever December 31, 2013