NO Jacking January

No jerking off january. You may not jerk off to anything or anyone. It’s like No Nut November. Good luck gamer boys.

Boy 1: you she’s super hot.

Boy 2: too bad it no jacking January

Boy 1: shit.

by MonthMaker January 2, 2019

January 26

Kiss a girl day!

January 26.. Kiss a girl day!

by Pebbles :) January 24, 2021

January 23

These people born on this day is amazing, special and you never want to lose them.

People born on January 23rd are legends.

by Malory Thomas October 16, 2020

January 19

On january 19th its national matching pfp day.

John: Why is everyones pfp suddenly matching today?

Nick: Cause its january 19th you idiot

by Odowjsxolakwkfidd January 17, 2021

January 30

national wall twerk day with your brother

go twerk your heart away on that wall

sister: hey brother it is January 30th want to participate in national wall twerk day with your brother

by gogogi August 29, 2022

January 3rd

International kiss your girlfriend day.

"Hey it's January 3rd, go kiss your girl", exclaimed Dathenen.
"But I don't have a gf, I want to end it all", cried Segway.
"NO BITCHES?💀💀💀", shouted Dathenen.
"L BOZO + L RIZZ", laughed Dathenen.

by _____CHOSEN_ONE_____ January 3, 2023

January 2nd

Ask any boy named Lucas,Dylan,Charlie,Mason for anything and they have to give it to u

Me: Dylan give your bike
Dylan: No why

Me: its January 2nd

by asethic_helper December 31, 2020