Jamaican Corn

The act of eating Jamaican Cuisine, then later shitting out your poop that contains undigested corn chunks, which are then extracted from the poop and eaten separately as a homemade snack.

Our group was robbed of all our money on our vacation in Jamaica, so I suggested we all shit out our dinner from last night so we can have some free and delicious Jamaican Corn.

by Ben284 May 9, 2025

Jamaican fish bowl

Jamaican fish bowl is when you pee in a girls mouth and she swallows it this can not be done from distance or else it will be classified as a shower.

Jayden: Yo what did you guys do last night?
Ethan: i quenched her thirst last night
Jayden: Gatorade
Ethan: nah Jamaican fish bowl

by SchnitzelMan May 21, 2025

Jamaican Jamaican

When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason

Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"

by Bigblackstalenuts73 April 15, 2024

Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.

Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!

by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024

going jamaican

Slang for dining and dashing, a play on ‘going dutch’ Usain Bolt style.

Waiter: “Are you guys all on one tab?”
Guy 1: “We’re going Jamaican so it doesn’t matter.”

by muddigutz February 16, 2024

Jamaican trains

Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words

Pum Pum goes local

And batty Bwoy goes express

Jamaican trains would be nice to revive One day

by Lily’ bam bam February 20, 2024

Jamaican Apple Sauce

Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything

Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce

by Hoes sucking on my dick March 17, 2024