f'ing friday

The best day of the working week. The day before the weekend begins.

Thank god it's F'ing Friday!

by ukaaay July 14, 2015

No dinner friday

When you go out for one on Friday straight from work and end up 10 pints deep not knowing what happened

Last night turned into a no dinner Friday down the local boozer!

by Rowey_17 November 22, 2018

Black Friday

When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.

Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.

Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!

"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"

Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg

by DoctorBoneBoy January 27, 2018

Friday the 13th

It happens to be one of my favorite day of the year, i get so many nice visitors down here at the lake, but they all run off after i try to "explain my habits" that shall not be named. but its an overall good day.
-Jason Vorhees

Friday the 13th is the day i like to come out and play with friends.

by That Crystal Lake Guy October 18, 2020

Sambuca Friday

The absolute coolest and elite night you have have while drinking sambuca and getting shit-faced. most likely to end in someone throwing up. happens every 20th of august

do you remember last sambuca friday?

by Kiki2004 September 2, 2021

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Friday Physics

Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.

Teacher: It Friday Physics!
Students: Oh Lord....

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021