Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017

irish double

Two pair of brass knuckles being used at once

Friend : what happened to you

He hit me with an irish double

by Irish devil June 21, 2017

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

irish idol ass

Joey Eaton

That guy looks like beetle juice, he’s an Irish idol ass.

by SisterBellaGrace March 21, 2019

Irish McManus

Very proud family lineage made up of victims of the potato famine. Descendants of kings they are very confident and strong willed yet very empathetic. Never lie to one they have a sixth sense. They are known in Ireland for being berserkers so don’t give them certain substances unless you are ready for battle. If you have a secrete or need someone to talk to this is your person they’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts and be there if you need a shoulder, but don’t expect to leave without wisdom.

Person 1 “How does she talk the boss so easily?”
Person 2 “ oh she’s a Irish McManus.”
Person 1 “ maybe I’ll run something’s by her.”

by Pecolanumba1 June 30, 2020

Irish Legs

Irish Legs is a sex position where the female uses the males legs as footstools whilists a backwards cowgirl.

"Henry! I love your Irish legs!"

by Thisreallymakesthingsprogress October 14, 2020

Irish Greens

When one smokes a bowl of marijuana to alleviate the side affects of alcohol overconsumption.

"Johnny just picked up an eigth this morning after his night out, he needed some Irish Greens

by ball eatingboy November 26, 2020