A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
by 011011001011000101001110100010 May 26, 2015
by TheCRACKERman September 20, 2005
by RIPOM April 04, 2009
The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.
The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...
"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"
"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...
"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"
"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"
"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)
by Jeely June 25, 2009
by amy [theblush] February 23, 2008
When a woman's vagina is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.
Brian: "Did you hit that last night?"
Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"
Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"
by Rawdog Al July 12, 2011