Somnambul-Humping

1. The act of groping, humping, dirty-talking, and grinding one's significant other in a state of sleep arousal / highly sexual dreams.

My significant other told me I was somnambul-humping them this morning, it must be why I was having dirty dreams all morning.

by MechaTool February 10, 2012

fuzzy hump

When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.

I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.

by Jk77 January 14, 2018

hump cating

A gentle pat of the grundle; funbridge.

Jerry was hump cating Sherry

by GrundleMonster April 15, 2014

Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.

by Amirod December 11, 2010

Hump day

Hump day it's in the middle of the week Sunday Monday Tuesday is uphill Wednesday is the middle Thursday Friday and Saturday is downhill.

Guess what day it is . It's hump day the middle of the week aka Wednesday

by Cupcake dreams June 29, 2018

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011