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resume holder 

n. an individual who posts achievements on their vehicle in the form of bumper stickers. Not just one or two, but several stickers/decals commemorating one event just incase the alarming amount of colorful hallmarks goes unnoticed because the masses need to know what this exciting mortal is capable of and what they have achieved.
*Holy shit, did you know Gay Gary was a Marine?
-No way, not that resume holder!
resume holder by kool keith nfi September 26, 2007

holding patern 

Q: Hey, what's going on with your promotion?
A: I don't know, I'm in a holding patern.
holding patern by leadthrower September 1, 2006

Holding the phone wrong 

A transfer of the blame from an obvious mistake from you to a large group of people.
Instead of admitting his huge mistake, Steve told his shareholders and fans, "You're holding the phone wrong."

Holderkak 

Someone should be named this if they like to hold a mans penis. Hold-er-kak (hold yer kak). He or she will hold your cock for you.
wow, i don't want my cock held by a man, get out of here you holderkak!
Holderkak by Negrosuck January 6, 2011

holding on to the glory days 

When an older guy who is balding is trying to feel for his hair which no longer exists to fix it.
"Dude did you see Uncle Jim at the wedding last night?"
"Yeah!, he was totally holding on to the glory days!"
"Totally"
A girl named jolene thats actually a low key hoe.
zach - have you seen jolene lately?
cass - shes at some dudes place from tinder, shes being a hoe
zach - oh so shes being holene ?!
Holene by juulman420broski March 7, 2018