A sexual act in which a male uses the hand of an unconscious (ie. deaf and blind) female to manually give himself a hand job.
I was feeling horny last night but my girlfriend was too drunk to stay awake and have sex so I just helped myself to a Helen Keller.
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when ur getting head from a girl and u bust ur load in her eyes and ears so she cant see or hear and then you can take advantage of her the rest of the night
she was suckin the python and i jizzed in her eyes and ears and fucked her 6 times in the next half hour. Yea i Helen Kellered that bitch.
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She likes to talk.
She has huge pillows...very funbags...huge.
She does have hippo tendencies
She likes to talk.
She has huge pillows...very funbags...huge.
She does have hippo tendencies
HAHAHAHAHAHA HELEN
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