Helpful

The act of assisting your partner getting his penis back in you after it fell out during sex.

My girlfriend was helpful last night after, my cock slipped out while she was riding me.

by Captian Unicorn May 5, 2003

heepy

When its real late and you've reached the point of sleep but you can't seem to go to bed because you're too horny. Much like 'slorny' this happens at night time rather than in the morning.

Joe was very heepy because he was up late chatting online with his girlfriend.

by Manxa March 5, 2009

helayna

an australian/irish marajuana dealer.

"the mere salty flavour is helaynas faverote treat but mark mate dnt bother wiv the taste of teet."

"oy helayna got any marajuana?"

by the best pair of tits August 6, 2003

Help is on the way!

Senator John Kerry's sorry-ass slogan in the 2004 campaign for presidency against the incumbent George W. Bush.

The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.

A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.

After listening to his bullshitt for 15 minutes, the audience started chanting after Senator Kerry: "Help is on the way!"

by mnihnuht March 14, 2008

let me help you out

A condescending phrase used to preface the dissemination of an important (often revolutionary) piece of information from a self-identified superior being to a subjectively-determined inferior being. Usually used during paste up, sometimes as an insult, though most often as part of the Denebola vernacular.

Let me help you out: this thing isn't a work of art.

by mr_frookie March 6, 2011

Help

What one says when they need a beer.

Anyone need any help?
I need help.

by Floyd kid September 24, 2010

Help Me Mr Wizard

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006