Eyes of heaven

A game where you can pick a character and beat each other to death with punch ghost demon things, but in 3D

Dave: Yo did you hear about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Eyes of Heaven?
Mark: Nah all-star battle was way better

by WorldOfTanksGuy June 16, 2021

Oh Great Heavens!

Something really stupid a guy named “FuzeBomb” says

Fuze: “‘Oh great heavens!’ is correct!”

Other person: “No it’s not you fucking idiot.”

by Car with like a few r’s and z January 5, 2023

brokeback heaven

the resting place, the heaven, of gays and lesbians.

- Do you take this man as your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish, on earth and brokeback heaven?"

- I do! I do!

by NeveMindWho April 20, 2006

promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG January 6, 2009

heave a havanna

crapping out a turd resembling the shape of a havanna cigar.

The man asked the host for directions to the bathroom, because he had to "heave a havanna".

by Phil McCrevus August 24, 2007

Mañana from Heaven

Typically Saturday, but can be a Sunday, after a long, grueling week at work.

Bobby: Dude, I'm exhausted. What a week, thank god it's Friday.
Kevin: I know it, thank God tomorrow's Saturday.
Bobby: Yup! Mañana from Heaven.
Kevin: Huh? What's that?
Bobby: You're a moron.

by imdeadicated January 7, 2010

heavens biscuit

a vaginal fart
a quife

the heavens biscuit smelled like a musty fish market

by rob fresh May 12, 2006