Homophobe

A homophobe is a dirt slob who likes to eat at Hooters, goes to titty bars every weekend and has posters of nude women all over their walls. They're constantly talking about pussy and bragging about how much pussy they get but in actuality they get little to none. They hate LGBT people because they're jealous that LGBT folk actually have an amazing sex life, while the homophobe is a limp dicked buffoon who needs Viagra to get it up. The homophobe is obsessed with being manly and considers it manly to be a slob. They have dirt on their hands because they don't wash often, they like farting around people, they wear shit stained underwear, they don't wipe their ass, they have a gruff appearance and look like they haven't shaved in a few days. They talk with a course voice like they have a sore throat. Their favorite apparel is flannel shirts and clothes with a hunting camouflage pattern. They consider it manly to go hunting and kill dear that can't defend themselves. Their favorite drink up until 2023 was Bud Light when they immediately switched to Coors. They want to make sure everyone around them is straight and they will often ask other guys questions such as “so, you got a girlfriend?” or “wanna go to a titty bar?” to try to determine if all guys around them are straight.

Homophobes would be out murdering LGBT people if law enforcement did not exist.

by Bill Beef July 3, 2025

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Homophobe

Typical closeted homosexual that is as afraid of itself and its similar ones as an Apocalypse creed, doesn't know exactly how to behave in such a way that hides it's thing it calls "Illness" but exaggerates violence and hate in such a level that other people that are diplomatic when opposing to LGBTQ stuffership reject the approach towards them of such an engender of the antinature.

A gay youth with a masculine body pose and man-like face sits at a city square bench and suddenly it appears another gay-looking lad, wearing old wasted sports trousers and a white old T-shirt, but he looks like a twink.

Gay One: -Hey how are you bud, what's up? Would you like to drink something and know each other? Friends?
Gay Two: (The homophobe) - What the hell you fucking faggot? You dirty bastard, don't look at me, I don't like faggots, I die for cuntz, go cruising away if you don't want to die! Fuck you!
-Gay One stands up gently and gets closer to the homophobe:- Hey, I said only "Hello, let's have a drink", if I were really going to fuck you, I would have said it clearly—(Grabs the homophobe's T-shirt chest) - I smelt your twinky smell, HYPOCRITE!
Swish punch at the right chest and a Muay Thai pair of elbows hit the forehead and chin of the twink.
Gay One:—You won't even touch a pussy, and be careful because despite there are men that are gay, there exist gays that are MEN!

by Teh Wolfboy June 12, 2017

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