holiday taint

The days between Christmas and New Years. Named for the slang of the perineum.

We're stuck here for Christmas and New Years...so lets spend the holiday taint somewhere warm.

by Michael Soldier January 8, 2011

holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.

Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.

by justincaseuwerewonder November 28, 2013

holiday-bullshit

the feeling of impending doom, panic, and depression leading up to christmas break

I am feliz navi done with this holiday-bullshit

by anne504689 December 18, 2014

holiday cream pie

When you cum in her asshole then shove a candy cane in right after.

"Hey bro it's Christmas time you should totally give her a holiday cream pie!"

by Dysmeister69 December 4, 2016

Holidays

STUFF ALL SCHOOL WORK B*TCHES

ITS THE HOLIDAYS B*TCHES!!!

by Poofydog December 21, 2016

Holiday Odds

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.

Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!

by Pratroculas April 26, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 29, 2017