Virtual Hoarder

A person who collects an abnormally large amount of useless, outdates, and or trivial files (music, movies, papers, apps, etc) that clogs up their computer's memory to the point that their virtual life is impacted negatively, with the unrealistic hopes that someday the useless data will magically be useful.

Person #1 "Hey why do you still have Napster on your computer, you know it was shut down like ten years ago?"
Person #2 "Yeah, but who knows, maybe it'll make a comeback."
Person #1 "Dude you need help, I think you're a virtual hoarder."

by DrMuffy January 5, 2011

Horse Shit Luigi

1)One step above horse shit.

2)What Alabamians say when something is fubared.

Damn it! I cut that board too short, horse shit luigi.

by Josh & Steve April 25, 2006

Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.

Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010

horseblinding

When you are amidst intercourse with a female and wish to "double team" her without her knowledge; place hands on either side of her face as to obstruct her peripheral vision. Bring in other male.

"Dude, I was totally horseblinding this chick last night. She had no idea."

by Billy Shore October 20, 2009

horse neutral

the act of being neither yay nor neigh about horses.

a horse neutral neither likes nor dislikes horses or the idea of horses

by fatal bert January 20, 2011

horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.

Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!

by Manhappenins February 17, 2017

horse jerker offer

To reach down and rub a stallions man parts to collect his fairy juice

“Hey kids I’m just your friendly neighborhood horse jerker offer”

by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018