When a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut butter jar and licks it. That peanut butter is now gooch butter.
Sal: Why the fuck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut butter?
Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
Jimmy: It's gooch butter now.
by FlickO April 12, 2009
by Andrew3456476567567 July 11, 2008
by CyanideCastro August 11, 2011
also a preson who would glady engage in sexual activities with other men involving the use of his gooch.
by andy!!!!! September 14, 2006
by yeahhh_boyyy July 28, 2009
A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time
by Justdatiler February 17, 2016