Couch Goblin

That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.

David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.

Couch Goblin by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020

horny goblin 

a person who sexualizes everything.

Jessica: Im going to get water brb (mutes mic)
Paiton : uh huh PROB SECRET FOR LOTION

2 mins later

Paiton: How long does it take to get water THEY PROB JERKING OFF
Jessica: WHAT THE HELL- IM A SLOW WALKER
Jessica: YOU DUMB UNHOLY HORNY GOBLIN
Paiton: UH-HUH YEAAAA U WERE PROB GRABBING THAT JERK-OFF LOTION

horny goblin by nutinpass December 23, 2020

Dice goblin/dragon

This is the child of a dice goblin and dice dragon.

A dice goblin collects dice simply for how many they can achieve. They do not care if it comes as a single die or as a set they just need more.

A dice dragon cares some about quantity but mostly about quality. They like the Shiney. Having a set of dice for a specific reason or character.

A baby of a dice goblin and dice dragon cares about both. They have nice Shiney and specific dice sets yet they also want "all of the dice". They awe the dice as there precious.

They protect there horde and have some dice that are there's and there's alone and others that are for sharing.

They take pride in how they store there dice and even have display cases or special displays for them.

Some people who fit this category may even give there hybrid dice goblin/dragon an alter ego name.

Man that's a lot of dice and there is also some really nice ones in there. Are you a dice goblin/dragon?

I'm the baby of a goblin and dragon. I need all of the dice yet these are my most precious.

Dice goblin/dragon by SmithySledge September 26, 2021

Tren Goblin 

A person (usually some sort of weightlifter) who is an avid user of the performance enhancer Trenbolone, otherwise known simply as “Tren”.

Guy 1: Bro do you see that guy deadlifting 500 lbs? Didn’t he just start lifting like 2 months ago?
Guy 2: Yeah bro I saw that guy with a needle in his ass in the locker room earlier, total Tren goblin.

Guy 1: Yeah makes sense, explains why he’s gained 80 lbs in muscle and can hit everything every day.

Tren Goblin by KB2000 January 19, 2022

Salt Goblin 

A person who has done so much crack, they literally look like the goblin, Gollum, off of Lord of the Rings; another word for crackheads

Person #1: Watch out for those dark alleys and ghetto gas station parking lots. The salt goblins come out at all times searching for their precious.

Salt Goblin by Phenomenal1738 May 31, 2022

Mine Goblin 

Mine goblins are creatures of folklore derived from stories told from generation to generation by the people of Sawcon, Russia. They are said to live in mines and prey on miners excavating their habitats. One of the most popular stories of mine goblins, has to be the story of Candice. In this legend, a girl named Candice supposedly comes sick with a case of ligma, but the only way she could cure her ligma, was by obtaining the legendary stone of Sugma. She went into the mines of her hometown (Sawcon), and searched for the glowing red jewel. She unfortunately ran into a group of mine goblins, who ate her alive. The end. It is thought that parents would tell their kids this story in the hopes that their children wouldn't go into the dangerous mines.

"Have you heard of the recent sightings of Mine Goblins in the caves"

Mine Goblin by Mike_Coxlong18094 October 8, 2022

Garage Goblin 

A person who spends all their free time in the garage, hoarding tools and rejecting social interaction. Prioritizes working on cars over everything else.

Let's invite Kevin to come with!

He won't come, he's being a garage goblin today.

Garage Goblin by AcBrittany17 December 2, 2022