Pull The Goalie

The act of taking a dump, the need to take a shit. Hockey referenced.

Damn Bro, I'm all backed up, almost can't hold my shit in! I gotta Pull The Goalie!

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Pulling the Goalie

Masturbating.

I didn't hear my grandma come in and she caught me pulling the goalie.

by Ernest74 August 22, 2008

Pull the goalie

When you blow your load on your partners face to form a jizz "goalie mask".

There was 1 minute left, I was about to cum in her ass but instead I HAD to pull the goalie!

by sparks40 October 8, 2009

Goals

Ryan and Brianna

Jealous person: wow Ryan and Brianna are goals they are playing Fortnite together. Ryan has the best girlfriend ever.

by ilovetacos101 May 13, 2018

kickin goals

Doing well in life , on a smooth path , smooth sailing

Yeah I'm doing alright these days I'm kickin goals

by Fritzjfay February 13, 2017

bestfriend goals/bsf goals

gwyneth zuniga and her bestfriend paityn zaha are literally bestfriend goals/bsf goals

friend #1 - omg gwyneth and paityn are bestfriend goals/bsf goals
friend #2 - i wish we were like them

by paineth August 9, 2018

dsmp.goals

An amazing fan page run by an amazing person who makes everyone happy!

dsmp.goals is a very good fan page! You should check them out!

by Kai.vibes August 29, 2021