by CanYouLikeNotPlease April 4, 2022

1. when someone makes a garbage ass dumbass joke and no one laughs
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers
2. when you text in a group chat and no one answers
When you're having a normal conversation and someone says something random u say this phrase
ex:
"hey whats up Daniel!"
"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"
":0"
ex:
"hey whats up Daniel!"
"hey whats up Minwoo"
"Goch"
"..."
"yea ok buddy get ashed"
":0"
by Boarhunter203 August 16, 2019

Getting jesused is a term for when, in a video game, someone seemingly drops from nowhere kills you in one shot and lands on your corpse.
Jim:Hey guys, over here playing some quake 3 and.... AWWW SON OF A.... I JUST GOT JESUSED
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
bob:Oh man, that sucks, I hate Getting Jesused.
by Lionspirit February 4, 2013

Commonly said to unfortunate people who need to get a job. Johab is pronounced similar to the word "Job".
Friend Y : Geez, that guy just keeps slacking around all day
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
Friend Z : For real, he needs to get a johab.
Friend A : Man please let me stay over for just a week I'm broke as fuck.
Friend B : Nah bro, get a johab.
by dreepos March 30, 2023

by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017

When an unopened bottle of champagne is being utilized as a female pleasure object and the cork pops, then propelled into the women’s vaginal cavity.
by cockloversucker5000 December 20, 2020

Guy1: My therapist says I'm depressed and I need positive reinforcement so I don't kill myself.
Guy2: Get shit on.
Guy2: Get shit on.
by the waldizzo September 15, 2006
