garyfriend

A friend you or another friend meets online or over XBOXLIVE and constantly text messages or IMs you. This person is a sketch ball and doesn't have many friends so they need to talk to you. This friend makes themselves sound a lot cooler than they really are to impress you. This friend also makes sex jokes and intends on raping you when you go to see them.

Cody: Dude Adam Sarah met a garyfriend through me.
Adam: Dude nice
Cody: Yah but he makes himself seem a lot cooler than he really is.
Adam: Sarah is such an idiot, I bet she's gana go and see this garyfriend.
Cody: Yah that sounds like Sarah.
Sarah: What the fuck you guys are just jealous because my garyfriend loves me.
Adam: He's gana rape you when you go to meet him.
Sarah: Yah whatever it'll be fun.

by SKKroxit35 February 24, 2009

Gary Brummet

A crippled up ninja wannabe with noodle arms who caries fifty cent numb chucks. Loves to be around little mental kids "helps" them play games. His greasy hair will shine so bright that all the skanky mommas will flock to his fagness. All the regular guys want to punch him in the vagina and are able to see through his gay ass persona he puts up. His wife carries his cojones in a Mason-jar.

Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!! your mom is with a gary!!! hahaha

you don't have cojones you gary brummet!!

You smell like a stinky gary(vagina)

by Phalanges Ortega May 26, 2010

gartz

An intentionally mispelling of "gratz", as in short for "congratulations". Originally used in MMORPG's during the late 1990's and early 2000's.

Gartz on your +1

by 1337KA November 6, 2017

Garth Brooks syndrome

When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.

Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.

by Mydadcalledmeaboomer November 6, 2019

HeadCrab Gary

HeadCrab Gary is the web alias of the Portland Graphic Designer, Gary Lohkamp. HeadCrabs are a fictional monster from the game series Half-Life.

HeadCrab Gary eats babies.

by Wallace Breen October 30, 2007

My Stars and Garters

Spontaneous personal expression of overwhelming shock and fear regarding a devastating event.

"Oh my stars and garters!" said The Beast in X-Men The Last Stand as the remaining x-men approached Alcatraz Island after Magneto had already begun his attack.

by OrphanBlack June 4, 2018

Gary Stu

The boring male protagonist who always overpowers his opponents without paying any price or breaking a sweat,haves no weaknesses,haves generic character design,bland and poor personality and doesn't have guts to marry a girl or even to do any adult stuff when girl who loves him want him to.

Kirito from Sword Art Online is not a Gary Stu. Take a look at Touya Mochizuki from In Another World With My Smartphone. He is true definition of Gary Stu,the god of Gary Stus. This protagonist have infinite mana,always overpowers his enemies without taking injuries,bleeding or paying any price for his powers,his personality doesn't have any strong or enjoyable features,his character design is generic and he hesitates to marry girls who love him because he is clinging to morals from his old world and he doesn't have guts to do a hard thing. Kirito pays price for his powers and struggles in almost every fight and he have more personality than generic isekai virgins like Touya Mochizuki.

by WaifuMaster17 October 10, 2020