Trap Gypsy

A Trap Gypsy is a white girl who wears lots of fancy clothes and jewelry. The Trap Gypsy is always sparkly, always layered, and always in style. Much like the snake ladies of the Carnival/Sideshow days, the Trap Gypsy can lure you in with her mysterious ways. Trap Gypsies are always beautiful and always manipulative. Instead of stealing your money they will make you give it to them. The most special thing about a Trap Gypsy is the word "Trap" in their title. They can hang with the toughest of thugs and run drug operations with no problem. They most likely have a fast car and you can see them speeding down the interstate bumping to trap music such as Kevin Gates, Migos, or even lil Wayne. Don't hand a Trap Gypsy the aux cord, your car will blow up. Trap Gypsies are a one of a kind. If you rub their butt you get 3 wishes but then they kill you.

"Dude you just spent 10K on that girl"
"DAWG I DID!!! I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE!!! SHE A TRAP GYPSY!!!"

by TheRealMarcusB January 12, 2015

the gypsy handshake

A girl gives a guy a handjob. When the guy cums, she catches the jizz with her other hand. The girl then immediately gives one rather firm yank to the guy's member while simultaneously giving an open handed slap across his face with the jizz-laden hand. Before the guy can react, the girl quickly turns and walks away.

"I thought she forgave me for cheating on her because she started giving me a handjob later on. Well, I was wrong because after I came, she gave me the gypsy handshake. Crazy bitch!"

by Loungin September 1, 2015

Wi-Fi Gypsy

A person who travels around using public Wi-Fi in many a cafe, restaurant or wherever the wind may blow. They are known to code your fortune in C# if you cross their palm with bandwidth.

Most wi-fi gypsies are known to use OSX on a MacBook or Windows on a PC laptop. Only the most dedicated wi-fi gypsies use Linux, having downloaded the entire operating system in a public place.

A recent case study detailing the day to day habits of the Wi-Fi Gypsy lifestyle shows that a dirty Father Christmas man upgraded from Ubuntu 7.10 Gutsy Gibbon to Ubuntu 9.10 Karmic Koala using the Linux port of uTorrent whilst sitting in The Pilgrims Progress in Bedford.

During this time, he had ordered the beer and burger meal deal, however expressed mild disappointment to learn that real ales were in fact not part of said deal. This mild disappointment was soon counter balanced upon learning that his download speed was 400kbps. “Ho ho ho”.

by Tomaaato December 10, 2009

Nub Gypsy

A nub that fails so epicly at gaming that he is given the title nub gypsy. It also means a person without any arms and legs who is just hopeless.
SEE nub.

A: WTF who just got triple kill?!
B: Hahahah you got ownded with my 1337 hax!@
A: OMG You fucking nub gypsy!!

by nub64 February 21, 2011

Beer Gypsy

Noun "A person who shows up to party or BBQ without beer and proceeds to take beer from the ice chest. Then before party ends, he/she secretly loads up their shopping bag, purse, etc., with beer and leaves party without saying goodbye or thanking the host."

"That good for nothing Beer Gypsy drank and took all of our beer!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021

Carpet Gypsy.

Just like a but pirate but for a girl!
Lesbians on the prowl for some carpet.
This was made up by the famous Blonde girl
Jordan!

Wow Look at leah get all that pussy on the dance floor!!

What a Carpet Gypsy.

lesbian Girl

by Jordan dewert February 27, 2009

Ass Gypsy

One, usually unatractive, who walks around in the nude.

The ass gypsy next door is doing cartwheels again.

by Da Gimp March 30, 2009