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Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire
That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette
by D the M May 17, 2011
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gorigga

A gorilla mated with a black man (nigga.) Also perceived as a very hairy black man.
Did you see that gorigga? he was hairy as fuck man.
by Mateusz Sathnur October 26, 2006
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Gorcuteaful

adjective meaning a combination of gorgeous, cute, and beautiful.
Check out that hottie, he's uber gorcuteaful.
by Annubie May 10, 2005
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Gorilla Spank

Heavy intentional slaps to the woman's behind with a semi-cupped palm in an effort to fully arouse her while also striking with about 90% of your complete force, usually accompanied with heavy gorilla-like groaning.
She waited until I was about to go before she wanted a spank so I had to give her a gorilla spank.
by Frideezy January 30, 2009
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Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.
Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"
by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009
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Gorilla Pills

A slang term used for PCP.
Jack: Dude, Jane was wasted on Gorilla Pills last night...

Billy: ...Where can I get some?
by Ghost Walker February 9, 2012
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Gorify

to ruin or spoil (something's) beauty with bloody violence
He will gorify his sister's Barbie doll by painting it look like a bloody zombie.
by Gorify October 21, 2012
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