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Fuckboy

A made-up, bullshit word invented by "Boss Bitches" and other non-feminine Woman Children, a "fuckboy" is a "narcissist" who "works too much", and thus, "never pays her any attention."

Women Children who use such nonsense words typically demand a "provider and protector", vote democrat, and then can't understand why a man must "work too much" to replenish all the money the democrats took out of his paycheck.

As a non-feminine woman, she demands to be "pursued", claiming that it is the "job" of a "real man" with "confidence" to "go after the woman he wants." Such a man is a Beta pussy. These women will cry and complain about how the "fuckboy" has "ghosted" them, after he gets fed up with initiating EVERY interaction; he is to continue to "pursue" her forever, whether she responds to him or not. Once he stops, the "fuckboy" is accused of "ghosting".
Man: Ugh, work was brutal.

Woman Child: YAY!!! It's my time now!!!

Man: I was really hoping to just relax and watch a movie.

Woman: YOU WORKED 11 HOURS TODAY!!! THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!!! IT'S ME TIME NOW!!!!!!

Man: I'm exhausted.

Woman Child: TEXT ME FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS AS I FALL ASLEEP!!!!

Man: Why don't you come over and watch the movie with me? Or I will bring it over to you?

Woman Child: HOW DARE YOU?! I am a cHrIsTiaN!!!!!

Woman Child: REEEEEEEEE!!!!! FUCK YOU FUCKBOY!!!!! DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT ME?!?!?!? NO, YOU DON'T!!!!! ALL YOU WANT IS SEX!!!!

Man: ... we haven't even had sex ...

Woman Child: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A MAN!!!! A REAL MAN HAS THE CONFIDENCE TO AT LEAST TRY TO HAVE SEX!!!!

Man: ... I haven't tried because I'm the Christian you claim to be ...

Woman Child: REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! FUCKBOY!!!!!!! NO SPARK!!!!!
by BidenCheated May 11, 2022
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A male who is in it only for the pussy. Girls are into these boys the most. Especially if they're from Freeport High School.

if you are desperate for a females attention, fuck her like a pornstar and treat her like Chris Brown treats Rihanna

FHS has a TON of fuckboys. First name..N...Last name...G
That's a Gold Tier fuckboy. Which are the fuckboys with a lot of "talk" but very tiny meat.
Me: Hey, how about we go on a date Saturday night?

Freeport girl: Oh no. Sorry. I'm only into fuckboys.
by Assholething1 July 9, 2019
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Alright so heres a fuckboy for ya
-Millions of basketball shoes
-Ellite Nike socks (normally the nice looking ones too)
-Swiffs his hair up (i honestly think the hair is hot)
-Trys to get numbers from every girl in class
- Silver iPhone

- Mostly tall but some are pretty short
-pretends not to hear you so you give even more attention to him

Thats just somethings that are in a fuckboy but i betcha theres more just watch out!
Izzy: OMG guess what! Matt just asked if I wanted to go out over the weekend! I think imma say yes
Jillian: NO hes a fuckboy hes not gonna care about you!
by cartman is my fave February 23, 2018
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A guy who only wants a girl for sex.
He's a fuckboy.
by lolzzzzT July 19, 2016
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When you reach the ultimate level of fuckasery senior year. And you only use words like lit, lavis, and let's not forget... Good talk!
Bro Restrepo is such a fuckboy... He slayed sophomores all weekend.
by Mary Newkirk September 22, 2016
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Asshole who uses girls to get what he wants. He starts off sweet and makes you believe everything you wanna hear. When he repeatedly lets you down he apologizes to continue demanding more "pics." He pretends to genuinely care but his actions never prove any affection. He complains your tits aren’t out enough because you need to show off your assets for other guys to see. He only sees you at night for sex and never lets you sleep at his place. He shows up unexpected at night to get in your pants before going home to bed. He cancels plans because he’s busy even if the plans were his idea. He forces you to listen to him bitch about the last girl and awful things she did over and over so you believe him. Later you realize he never actually tried with you when you’re forced to hear him vent how he tried with other women who blew him off. Don’t look past all this even if you care about him. He doesn’t see anything wrong with how he treats you and wants to continue pulling off a kunkel with coworkers. He trash talks friends, siblings, and coworkers to feel better about himself. If you try to stand up to this asshole he’ll deny it and try to turn it around on you. He doesn’t truly care and will wait til you’re at your worst (ie. family dying, your birthday) to end it. And when you’re crying in front of him he’ll laugh at you as tears stream down your face. Boys like this are egotistical assholes who can’t be trusted and deserve nothing but the same thing in return.
Megan: “He tells me he cares about me but why does he hold me to his ex’s mistakes? I wasn’t the one who left his sweatshirt receipt in the shopping bag and stood him up on his birthday. He wouldn’t spend time with me on his birthday because he said I could potentially do the same thing that Tiffany did”

Maria: “If he cared about you he wouldn’t treat you that way. He should never make you pay for someone else’s mistakes”

Megan: “Sometimes he ignores me when I ask him to hang out, he cancels his plans on me, and he cancelled a vacation 2 weeks before that was his idea because he is busy. What the hell is he ‘busy’ with?

Maria: “Maybe you don’t want to know what he is busy with. He’s obviously using you”

Megan: “He showed up at my apartment unannounced last night at 10pm to sleep with me and then went right home”

Maria: “WTF he is an ass. I don't think he really respects women. You can’t let someone use you like that”

Megan: “I really cared about him, but he refused to let me sleep at his house, even dating him for a year. I almost got in an accident multiple times driving home in snow storms on his back roads. What’s wrong with me that he doesn’t even care about that?”

Maria: “He’s clearly a fuckboy and as long as he gets what he wants he doesn’t care. He has no respect for you at all and you should never let someone treat you that way”
by Wadeisalowlifedick January 31, 2018
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A person who claims all of his girlfriends were rebounds, even if they dated for an extended period of time. Also wears khaki pants that are too small, and has the ego the size of the sun.

Has the quality traits of a desperate horny crouton.
"My god Jexianna, Sam is such a fuckboy!"
by ur mom lololololololol May 13, 2016
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