friendly helper

That guy, who is always here to help with a secret intention to fuck you right in the pussy.

Jane: Clerence is such a friendly helper, I don't know, why is he so helpful.
Jamal: Bitch! You blind?!

by really real object September 26, 2017

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Friendly warning

a threat.

person 1 : "Hey, next time you come, things might not go well. Take that as a friendly warning."
person 2 : "yeah sure that's very friendly"

by Sossololpipi January 30, 2021

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Friendly fire

When one masturbates (guy) and ends up with cum close to or on the face

Mate I was sorting my self out last night, nearly got hit by friendly fire.

by Friendly fire expert May 28, 2023

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Friendly fart

A particular instance of flatulence that is welcoming and produces no negative side effects in children and small animals upon exposure.

When my traditional family entered THE RADIO SHACK, the cashier emitted a raucous, yet friendly fart. We all giggled in a christian-like manner, which then led to a wonderful discussion on how the flatulence reminded us all of watching the Hallmark Channel with our Grandmothers.

by JP_for_real_this_time October 27, 2021

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Reverse Friendly

When you stand back to back with someone, reach between your legs, and help them masturbate.

You gotta watch out for reverse friendly fire

by LetWookieeWin May 1, 2020

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friendly fire

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The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020

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