Freaks Are Creeps

A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!

Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???

Dude: No! Why?

Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.

Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?

Lady: Yes I did!

Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it

Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.

Dude: So you're calling me crazy?

Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"

Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?

Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!

Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?

Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
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freak monster

A person who gets really freaky. Especially at night.
by Princess_23 April 07, 2020
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leather freak

Someone who is aroused by wearing or seeing someone clad in leather.
Tina gets turned on when she sees Joe in his tight leather pants. She must be a leather freak.
by Pina Goldburg September 09, 2019
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Jesus Freak

Off-set of Christianity which brings shame to real Christians. The emos of religion if you will.
Crazy people who take the already fucked up laws of Christinaity to the extreme. They like Hell Houses,throwing holy water all over the place and George Bush. Oh,and Mel Gibson.
Jesus Freaks fear/loathe two thing: Slayer and Bill Hicks.
The Jesus Freak took her nine year old to see The Passion Of The Christ,then later that day she went to a rally to get Brokeback Mountain banned from cinemas.

Me: "Hey,why did Jesus walk on water?"
JesusFreak: "Well-"
Me:"Everyone knows, SHIT FLOATS!"
Me ~runs like hell~
by bandanasarerad October 12, 2006
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beat freaks

the best female dance crew. ever.

they appeared on america's best dance crew season 3 and went to the finals - the first female crew to go that far. however, they lost the crown to quest crew. beat freaks were also the first to do a head spin by a female. it was done by crew member lady jules. shorty also did a head spin in the battle of the sexes challenge.

the crew consists of:
-maryss from paris
-rino
-shorty
-lay jules
-lock n key
-out there
-theresa espinosa
the beat freaks have made history on abdc.
by katreenuh March 11, 2009
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freak daddy

A pimp who is nice to his whores!
The freak daddy brought roses for his lady's!
by DPFD May 15, 2009
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Clean freak

The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?

Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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