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Freaks Are Creeps

A preterstar statement that is said when coming across a freak or elaborating on a subject about a freak who isn't actually a real freak. They often times use the label freaky to cover up their "ESOD" (excessive sex obsession disorder); when they should be getting psychological cleansing.
Dude: Help me! I'm horny!

Lady: You're always horny. Has there ever been a time when you're not???

Dude: No! Why?

Lady: Because, it isn't mentally healthy to feel this way or have sexual thoughts on the brain; all day everyday. I like sex too and I understand that us people sometimes get in our freakish moods, but it should never stay there for a long period of time. The sexual urges are supposed to come and go.

Dude: If I'm not mistaken, you said you like sex; right?

Lady: Yes I did!

Dude: But you're insulting me because I enjoy it

Lady: No I'm not and sex isn't the problem! It's just the way we look at it. You're obviously unstable and need to seek help immediately; if you allow sex to gain so much power over you to a point where... Number one: It starts to affect the relationship between you and the people you're close with! Number two: Can not hold a decent conversation with someone else without talking dirty and acting like a pig... Or worse, throwing bitch fits; if they refuse satisfy your sexual needs!!!! And number three: Too distracted to concentrate on what is important, when it's time to get serious.

Dude: So you're calling me crazy?

Lady: I'm calling you sick. "Freaks are creeps!"

Dude: Wtf who says freaks are creeps?

Lady: starlight.sl1996 said it!

Dude: You mean, Carol Anne?

Lady: Yes but not the Carol Anne from Poltergeist.
by Windell Haze February 12, 2019
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rule freak

Opposite of a criminal; a rather boring and frustrating person who is very lawfully upright, non-rebellious, submissive to authority and so conforming to rules, safety norms and standards to the point that it gets uncool when they themselves or others need to break the rules even for good reasons, they try controlling others with their rules, and may possibly have been a high school nerd, were once felons themselves and got fucked up, or were emotionally unable to be influenced to do the slightest types of deviance (bullying, staying out past curfew, stealing, drinking, partying, fights, pranks, foul language, etc.) during their teenage years either because they were way too wiser than 99.99% of teens, they lived in a very strict environment, they have a naturally righteous or obsessive-compulsive personality, or they haven't really grown past the childlike obediance stage for some reason. Legal prudeness is often considered a form of "experience virginity" if you haven't really enjoyed a phase of being "deviant" or nonconforming at least a single time during your teen years, so others will try to influence you just for the kick of it and get you to taste the hot, sweet flame of rebellion that you missed out on. Anyway, we've all known this one teacher who's a rule freak...

Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.
Amir: Where can I download a crack of Adobe Photoshop CS5?
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.
by PorcupineCanadian July 3, 2018
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Noise it freak

When you tell someone to stop talking "noise it"When you want your girl to stop talking ie to shut up. Cause she on your back over some bullshit that's irrelevant
Becky- who's that girls that keeps calling your phone Ricky- noise it freak
by C_to_the_G_ January 7, 2017
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Jesus Freak

Off-set of Christianity which brings shame to real Christians. The emos of religion if you will.
Crazy people who take the already fucked up laws of Christinaity to the extreme. They like Hell Houses,throwing holy water all over the place and George Bush. Oh,and Mel Gibson.
Jesus Freaks fear/loathe two thing: Slayer and Bill Hicks.
The Jesus Freak took her nine year old to see The Passion Of The Christ,then later that day she went to a rally to get Brokeback Mountain banned from cinemas.

Me: "Hey,why did Jesus walk on water?"
JesusFreak: "Well-"
Me:"Everyone knows, SHIT FLOATS!"
Me ~runs like hell~
by bandanasarerad October 13, 2006
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beat freaks

the best female dance crew. ever.

they appeared on america's best dance crew season 3 and went to the finals - the first female crew to go that far. however, they lost the crown to quest crew. beat freaks were also the first to do a head spin by a female. it was done by crew member lady jules. shorty also did a head spin in the battle of the sexes challenge.

the crew consists of:
-maryss from paris
-rino
-shorty
-lay jules
-lock n key
-out there
-theresa espinosa
the beat freaks have made history on abdc.
by katreenuh March 11, 2009
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freak daddy

A pimp who is nice to his whores!
The freak daddy brought roses for his lady's!
by DPFD May 15, 2009
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Clean freak

The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.
Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?

Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
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