Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

Kobe is for accuracy when shooting anything in a basket

*dribbles down the side*
*pulls up*
Kobe!
*Swish*

by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

kobe

damn

shoot basket. yell kobe. start crying

by FoRtNiTeIsAgOoDgAmE January 29, 2020

kobe stephani

Most amazing person ever!

That's Kobe Stephani

by Kokosboom June 19, 2017

Kobe

used as a meme or yelled as shooting a basketball

“aye Paige shoot a three” “ok....KOBE”

by cald21 July 14, 2019

Kobe

Big Dick i know ive touched it. He loves the queen and shags her on the daily, when she died he came in his undies at the thought of a lifeless Lizzy he could shag.

"Kobe please get your dick out of the queens dead body"

by TheKobeLoverKoen September 8, 2022