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Foster

A sex robot from the year 2670 sent back to the year 2023 to “Foster” sexual relationships with the ancestors of future leaders.
“That Foster is a fucking machine!”
by DING!!! March 8, 2023
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Fostered

To randomly send tit pics to an unsuspecting friend
Wow, i just got fostered
by oldmanwee January 15, 2023
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. Only to have a revelation one day that she has been the only sacrificing party. Finally, being relieved of his shit when he finds some skank ass ROW maggot to shack up with. Essentially finding his next "forever" home.
Love....Haha, he never loved me, I was just his Foster Wife!
by anonymous July 15, 2023
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Feastery

When one loses their mind imagining or participating in upcoming culinary delights.
People losing their minds in a magical tiffy of whirlwind excitement about the evening’s upcoming shenanigans and feastery that they fail to notice in their haste to find a parking spot to head downtown that they have parked across my driveway and blocked me in!
by Mzfitsam July 29, 2023
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Fasterest

Faster than faster. it is used when you want a bitch boy virgin to make up his fucking mind
' Bro, think fasterest. '
by crimmywimmy August 6, 2023
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Foster Wife

A women that has harbored and loved a piece of shit man. A women finally relieved of the man’s bullshit by some skank ass, part time, raccoon faced ROW HOE, that he bedded down with, ultimately leading to his next forever home.
Love… he never loved me I was just his foster wife!
by Chane Chane August 27, 2023
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forstered

when you splooge all over a girls face, knock her out, bleach her hair, cut it, and place her on a bike. Upon awakening it will appear that she looks like Harvey Forster
Person 1: Bro I got forstered the other day and I was left on a bike in the middle of nowhere. now I look like pitbull
Person 2: what the fuck, pitbulls bald and has a goatee you have bleached short hair
Person 1: Nah trust I look like pitbull
Person 2: No the fuck you don't pitbull is bald
Person 1: Oh shit nvm i was thinking of brad pitt
Person 2: what the fuck how did you confuse brad pit and pitbull
Pitbull: dale
by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 5, 2023
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