“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”
“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab June 2, 2018
Get the Shanghai flushmug. When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
by FRISCO DAWG October 11, 2020
Get the PINCH one FLUSH onemug. A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
Get the Preemptive Flushmug. Slang/code word used between geeks, once they have finished viewing online porn.
1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.
2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.
1. Means they have have literally flushed the web browser's cache as to leave no evidence of viewing porn.
2. Blowing their load whilst/after watching online porn.
I flushed my cache so my mom will not find out.
That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.
That babe online was hot, I flushed my cache with excitement, got it all over the keyboard.
by da_rowdy_one July 6, 2011
Get the Flushed my cachemug. A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
Get the royal flushmug. A game were a guy fucks another dudes asshole and he cums inside it. After he cums, he has to eat it out of the guys ass and it is timed for how long it takes before he eats all the cum. They swap positions and do it again, and the fastest time wins.
I can't believe I got a new personal best last night when I played Sour-Flush Candy with Uncle John last night
by THE DICTIONARY 2 May 30, 2018
Get the Sour-Flush Candymug. He went 0 for 4 at the plate last night. He really “flushed the mouse”. They really “flushed the mouse” when they lost by 31 points. He was on his dream date and “flushed the mouse with her by acting like an idiot. No second date for him.
by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024
Get the Flushed the Mousemug.