phone-flash

The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.

My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.

by mortified spouse June 4, 2009

Snow Flash

When a Canadian rap star makes one hit song inspired by traumatic real life experience.

"Informer" by Snow is a Snow Flash

by QuefingItReal February 6, 2010

text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011

Testosterone Flashflood

What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.

Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!

Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!

by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012

National Flash Somebody Day

Single or not flash somebody on April 16th.

Josh i just got flashed by 5 girls... I love National Flash Somebody Day!!!!

by The.Greatest.Ever May 26, 2018

Southern Oregon Flashflood

a move used to bring about the end of an overly long sex session.

Guy: Yo my girl wouldn't get off my dick last night. After two hours I had to pull a Southern Oregon Flashflood!

Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?

Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place

by andrezen November 12, 2007

like giving a flashlight to a blind man

committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.

pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.

by earpuller November 21, 2010