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flak jacket man

The guy in your group of friends that takes the grenade.
"who takes the grenade this time?"

"Kevin hes the flak jacket man."
by nickwithkungfugrip August 21, 2010
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flaky nic

when someone is completely unaware that they are covered in flakes everywhere on their body.

this can result in FPS (flaky penis syndrome) and if untreated can result in MSS (mayonnaise spunk syndrome.)
S: oh my word did you see the flakes that cover his body?!
C: yeah, he is such a flaky nic!
by sugarpuffpee October 22, 2011
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Flakrop

To flake, or cancel attending a previously scheduled event at the last minute. Not showing up at all without canceling can also be considered a flakrop.
I was supposed to go out with a bunch of friends tonight, but I may have to pull a Flakrop and just stay home.
by OG1 September 27, 2011
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flakebooker

A facebook junkie, someone who logs, or posts every damn time they take a breath, and even worse every time they exhale.
I am waiting to go barhopping with my bro, but he is such a flakebooker, i am leaving without him.
by southpawhunter December 4, 2011
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Flaky Volcano

Somehow getting the "pink eye" virus inside your anus creating the Flaky Volcano
My girlfriend sat on my face while i had pink eye without me knowing and now she wishes she didn't have the Flaky Volcano.
by unknown6969696969 February 26, 2014
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Flakepotomus

Someone who is a flake, constantly makes plans and then bails with little or no warning. People who are completely inconsiderate of other people, especially when time and scheduling is of importance.
That girl was the one with idea to go to this restaurant... now we are all here and she is a no show. The next time I saw her she gave me a big hug and fake kiss and acted like nothing had happened and we were all BFFs. What a flakepotomus!
by Nutzdogg April 20, 2015
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Flakespeare

One of which whom beautifully crafts an idea or action to take before flaking.
Habitual liars tend to be Flakespeares due to their false hood, high talks and unreliability. All which are awttributes for that of a Flakespeare.
by Twitty Tister July 1, 2015
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