Flakey Facial

The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)

I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah

by Me Forever July 2, 2012

Flake

n. An unreliable person; someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

Nick said he was going to go to his birthday getty but he did not, he is the biggest flake.

by Acan October 3, 2016

Flake

An unreliable person, someone who agrees to do something, but never follows through.

1. Sara agreed to attend a social gathering event, but never turn up. Sara is a flake.

by Uzi712 January 14, 2017

Flibertigibbatty

An exclamation of extreme glee and astonishment.

Flibertigibbatty, it’s a super rat!

by A bat that was a super rat May 9, 2021

Blow flies

Annoying flies that eat shit & fuck each other

cops are aften refered to as blow flies because if they arent eating shit thier fucking somebody

cop:you coming down town
Bobby:damn, blow flies

by woodywoodfuck September 15, 2009

Shit Flake Ballet

Shit flake ballet is a toilet based scene created by a person with hillbilly mentality and severe self-inflicted bowel issues. A person engaged in the generation of this scene initially drops a half liquid shit flake mix out of his ass into a toilet. He then proceeds to gently stir the bowl of shit flakes with his semi hard cock, until the entire universe of shit flakes is dancing around the bowl in a harmonious and theatrical fashion.

It's the Shit Flake Ballet, baby! Nanananananaaanaa

by Höegardener October 18, 2010

white flies

lies people write on facebook to friends to make that person feel good, or about themselves to make them look better.

Ex. 1 - "Girl, you look the same after all these years, so gorgeous, I ain't tellin no white flies!"

but if the truth was written it would be, "you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won't address that bad hairstyle. Don't even get me started about your wardrobe."

Ex. 2 - Status update: "Whew! Just ran 10 miles!"

Truth: "I just walked down the street to my neighbor's to see if he wanted to join me for a run. We ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game."

by Ubiferous July 30, 2011