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Corn Flaked

The act of violently snapping a persons spinal chord in a similar action you would use to snap a corn flake in half
“aw dude, i’m so mad right now! He didn’t reply!”
“he’s getting corn flaked next time i see him!”’
by tr3estub November 8, 2020
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flake

1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised
Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.
by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018
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flake it

When your buggered from a hard day on the shovel! All you want to do is go home and "flake it" on the couch in your jocks
"Whats the plans for tonight swift"?

"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".
by Soup bones April 1, 2021
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Flake

A person who plans to do something or promises to hang out but never comes through. Often times they will lag for hours or make an excuse why they couldn't show up, but it’s really cap.
“wow niyamae really said she would bring me a Mcflurry but she flaked on me”

“Smh niya said she would be at the jaccuzi but shes a flake”
by RandySavage!8 April 4, 2024
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crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.
That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.
by Phleb82 May 10, 2016
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Bran flake

A visually attractive person who is both uninteresting AND unreliable, specifically in the context of dating/hook-up apps.
Friend 1: "So I was chatting with this really cute person online, but they seemed a little dull and distracted, and then they ghosted me."
Friend 2: "Gurl, sounds like you were chatting with a bran flake, pay them no mind!"
by easy_eh May 13, 2023
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Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.
Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
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