Stendarr: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stendarr: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Boaz: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Boaz: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Nero: The First Jester; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nero: The First Jester; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Judy "Terry" Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

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Judy "Terry" Robles: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

The First Curse

The longest continuing recorded losing-streak curse in recorded Color War history (since its first documentation at the beginning of the century) where Red has lost for a minimum of seven years in a row

People who blame DHS for the First Curse are wrong

by o23gfh October 29, 2025

The Christmas First

The elf that finishes first during their Christmas day orgy.

Christmas day in the one day of the year off for elves, after all the presents have been made. But, they have nothing to do, no TV, so they have a nice Christmas orgy. The lack of sex during the year affects all the elves, making some blow too early. The elf that blows first is The Christmas First.

Related: The Christmas Bitch

Robin finished first during the elf Christmas orgy, so he sat in the corner on his phone. He was The Christmas First.

by llamasaylol December 17, 2016

THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

JEWWWWWWWWWW

THE MUDFLOW WAS THE FIRST

by THE MUFFINS MANS January 10, 2018