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Falconed

(verb) A magical disappearing act of vanishing for hours from your zone. To do nothing all shift and leave the the work to the oncoming shift. Creating your own mandatory break. The subtle art of being a lazy ass nurse.

Fal-coned
"I'm just going to falcone today."
"I just got falconed!"
"I'm falconing it right now."
by VTAnurse February 22, 2021
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Falcon

Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable.

Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills.

If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing.

Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
That Falcon took a dive into the water. I think he mistaked that shark for a fish carcass.
by EsquireUnderARock February 21, 2022
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Blue Falcon

Senator Joe Manchin(Blue Falcon). "Parents might buy drugs with monthly child tax credit payments instead of providing for their kids."
by MaseratiManchin December 20, 2021
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Blue Falcon

When you take your wife to a restaurant with a large group and you end up sitting apart from each other. Then the waiter shows up, completely over booked and takes your wife’s order but she completely doesn’t give two craps about you or your order. She doesn’t even ask you, like you’re not even there with her. So now you’re waiting till the restaurant closes before you even get your food.
What the hell, how did she get her food already? “Babe, did you order for me? What do you mean no?” Man, my wife is such a BLUE FALCON!!
by FSDII October 16, 2021
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The falconator

Man the falconator is OP!
by Tadman October 15, 2012
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Truth Falcon

A person who speaks controversial truth with fervour while giving off the energy of a Sunday morning televangelist.
He's really truth falconing today about Covid.
by Michael Irsee January 14, 2021
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suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.
Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!
by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012
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