Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

Water fountain

A water producing machine that is usually used for drinking.

I need a drink from the water fountain.

by ?Somone? November 15, 2022

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021