fountain fisher

Jew, Jewish Individual

These fountain fishers keep low balling me.

by yyz99 November 28, 2024

Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Rose Valley Fountain

Meeting a woman at JR's Tavern that wants to you home with you. She is led to Rose Valley lake instead of a residence. Once at the lake, the back seat of her car is folded down and the two of you proceed to make love. Halfway through it is realized that she is a squirter. She is made to squirt like a fountain until there are puddles on her floor board. You then take off so quickly that she cannot follow you to figure out where you live.

Man, I met a woman at JR's the other night with triple G's, she wanted to go home, so I gave her the Rose Valley Fountain instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

KC Water Fountain

The act of one person eating/drinking mentos and coke out of a some one's ass.

After Andrew had dropped the Mentos into her ass he proceeded to be covered in a kc water fountain.

by MuzDingo January 28, 2024