Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 09, 2013
by emmanator March 24, 2009
Red Bull mixed with the tears of bachelor party attendees for the mourning of the grooms soon to be castration.
All looked on with amazement as the Vegas Water Fountain filled the streets of Charlotte on March 22.
by Big Floppys master February 25, 2014
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by Joedaddyyyyyy January 15, 2020
“I think I might water fountain right now.”
“The dude’s water fountain was crazy big!”
“He was water fountaining like a pro.”
“The dude’s water fountain was crazy big!”
“He was water fountaining like a pro.”
by tntcls January 13, 2025
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