floating boner

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

by Bassgypsy November 06, 2013

Floating Orgy Fuckfest

A sea cruise, loaded with many, unattached single people.

When Jill finally contacted Mike after getting is phone number, he was already about to go sailing on the Floating Orgy Fuckfest, and she was afraid he might hook up with someone else

by AccidentalDestiny February 03, 2013

Go Float A Brick

Nicely telling someone to go fuck off. Doing something other than being in someone else’s personal space.

“Hey buddy, go float a brick!”

“I told that guy/gal to go float a brick because they were pissing me off.”

by ElwoodGoodBoy June 12, 2022

Float the bag

A metaphor for slowing down and taking your time (as when you buy a new fish).

Hey dude, don't eat that all at once! Float the bag, man, float the bag.

by scowb May 24, 2024

Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)

First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.

by Mil3druid4 February 04, 2023

milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

by Old fashioned girl November 22, 2018

Float’

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by Sheena G. February 06, 2021