Floating

when your laying on your stomach and you become rock hard

I was talking to this girl and all of a sudden I started floating

by Chace Bolden September 26, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

She’ll float

Term of appreciation for a well-endowed female.

Short for “She will float”.

Look at those, she’ll float for sure!

by Naughty Daddy August 23, 2021

Floated me

To be surprised about something

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!

She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!

by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021

Float

A float is a beverage most commonly created by mixing any carbonated beverage such as root beer or cola with a few scoops of any kind of ice cream. Usually it's eaten with a spoon like some kind of ice cream & soda cereal, but can also be drank normally just as often.

Guy #1:Hey, me and Guy #2 were going to go get some soda & ice cream to make floats. Did you want to come?
Guy #2:Yeah, sure.

by chatks August 28, 2022