flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

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Final Flash

To be final flashed is to be completely and utterly REKT. A metaphor referring to Vegetas ultimate attack, which basically decimates everything it touches in a broad, staight beam.

*after pwning in a gaming session*
Winner: told you I would final flash your ass
Loser: *cries and questions their existence*

by GreyWarden47 April 3, 2019

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Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

by boo&brasen October 29, 2014

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Flash Banged

taking a axe bottle of body spray and stabing it open with a sharp object then throwing it to an area of people and they will get bombed by axes shitty smell.

the other day I flash banged Xavier while he was taking a poo then held the door so he couldn't get out

by team awesome'o March 28, 2011

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Flash Drunk

When, from a sober state, you consume a large amount of alcohol (preferably liquor) in a very brief amount of time. By doing so, you go from completely sober to instantaneously drunk, bypassing the 'buzzed' stage of alcohol consumption.

I just got here, the game starts in 20 minutes, and I'm not paying $8 for a beer. Better get flash drunk. Hand me that Jack Daniels.

by Cpt. Jack Awesome December 12, 2013

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