The mythical, benevolent being who invisibly swoops in and magically changes the stinking mountain of dirty laundry into freshly washed, dried, and folded garments, artfully stacked and organized, and, possibly, even delivered to the bedrooms of the actual owners/wearers of the clothing. This is done for the sheer delight and personal gratification of the Laundry Fairy, who has absofuckinglutely nothing better to do in life, so no thanks or reciprocity is necessary. Really. However, Laundry Fairies have been known to file for divorce, kick children out of the house, and shove random baskets of laundry up the rectal orifices of housemates. Extreme Caution, and doing your own damn wash, is strongly advised if the Laundry Fairy begins mumbling about power chainsaws.
Q: Why are all John's clothes suddenly that weird pink color?
A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.
A: He didn't know how to sort his wash, dude, and apparently the Laundry Fairy finally went postal - he's lucky to not be in a body bag.
by Cinnamon67 October 5, 2011
Get the Laundry Fairymug. A Martial Artists who prefers to perfect his forms (such as Katas and Poomsaes) instead of actually learning how to fight, by sparring.
Tom can easily beat up Shannon, even though Shannon is a black belt and Tom is a blue belt. The reason being that Shannon is a form fairy.
by Michael P S July 28, 2008
Get the form fairymug. A mythical creature who flat narrow butted girls wish to for more attractive butts.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
The ass fairy visits them while they sleep and with a wave of the magic wand endows them with magical man getting ass.
See Tit Fairy.
by jsd9632 February 19, 2012
Get the Ass Fairymug. by iTsNoTaPhAsEmOmmm November 27, 2019
Get the Fairy lightsmug. girls (that is to say, myself, barnicles, yennifrey, and mallard) that dance about the neighborhood, distributing weenies to the less fortunate. Weenie Fairies are often the source of either extreme aggravation and the slamming of doors in faces, or rambunctios happiness and joy.
by cam-bam the ram December 1, 2004
Get the Weenie Fairiesmug. 1:dude look at that grass fairy kickin that ball around over there
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right
2:grass fairy? what are you, gay? soccer players kick ass
1: yeah I guess your right
by t-R3v October 29, 2006
Get the grass fairymug. by Grant Barton FTD1983 January 9, 2008
Get the anal fairymug.