Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

Facial taint

Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.

Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.

by Austintatiousrows April 19, 2018

Ballpeen Facial

When a male is assaulted and murdered and the attacker cuts off their balls and penis, shoving the whole package into the mouth of the victim

That fella over at the club named Vinnie mustve really pissed the Boss off. They found him this morning after he obviously received a ballpeen facial.

by DollarGeneralParknLotPimp September 8, 2025

mom facial

Moms use their spit and a napkin or kleenex to clean the lips and face of their children. You realize that it's not sanitary, but it gets the job done. napkin, facial wipe, mom, mother, momma, child, children, kid, multitask, clean, wipe

It took me back to my youth when I saw a mother in the waiting room doing a mom facial on her kid.

by joecoolthefool June 22, 2016

Facially challenged

when you want to call somebody ugly but you don't want them to feel as bad.

me: Jody why are you so facially challenged

Jody: I dont know well at least its better than being called ugly

by eater4life April 15, 2016

Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.

Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.

by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022

Facial

When a man released his kids onto a face (man or woman), typically after sex or a blowjob.

Sally told John not to cum in her mouth, so he gave her a facial instead.

by MikeN_Ike August 3, 2020