Dickin express

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.

v. 1. to be run on, destroyed by or just straight up buttfucked.
2. a large train made of dicks.
"I just gave Audrey the Dickin express, she'll never walk straight again."
"Woo woo! Here comes the Dickin express."

by asgadhgahgahg April 12, 2008

Beachline Expressway

A straightaway in Florida (also known as Route 528; formerly known as Bee Line Expressway) between Orlando and Cocoa Beach. Speed limit is 70 but most cars go 100+ and get away with it.

*Cop 1: We seriously need to do something about those speeding cars going at least 30MPH over the limit on Beachline Expressway. All I did was to pull over cars 24/7 and write speeding tickets, and I am not even getting sleep! Plus, I didn't get to spend time with my mom on Mother's day.
*Cop 2: Yeah we should discuss this meeting. Let's see whether there are a lot of accidents from speeders and decide whether to raise speed limit to 90 or hire more traffic cops.

by NHRHS2010 June 3, 2011

blackout express

getting so drunk you dont remember what you did the night before.

Damn i drank so much last night i rode the blackout express. WTF happened???

by Patty Blackout Express June 11, 2011

Pony-Express

The first American means to expediently deliver the mail during the course of this country's Westward-Expansion(in which point the most important mail was being brandied-about like chattel w the hope of IT being received & implemented by some or all of it's recipients (who were already in debt (implicitly)

If you're paying Cost of Supervision to an Office collecting urine, the Pony-Express is likely already in your head w America's own storied-past also still in your head (& waiting to be told)

by BDF-Hybrid(cubed) February 5, 2018

Panda Express

Panda Express is an Asian gang in north Arlington VA known for the transportation of Giant pandas. The Chinese chain of restaurants are a cover up for them.

Have you gotten a panda from Panda Express yet

by FortniteAliA August 23, 2019

STEAM ENGINE EXPRESS

The art of making long trails of shit on your partners chest and then smearing them all over while fucking them in the ear.

Dude, that was a crazy Steam Engine Express

by shitstainboyinbootcamp June 29, 2011

Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

To have sex on a train.

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!

by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011