epic chair

A term denoting anything with a very minor or incredibly boring distinguishing characteristic.

Look at that ladybug with an extra spot. That's a pretty epic chair.

by Clib the Right April 24, 2019

Epic games

That app that people only have on their PC to get GTA 5 for free with a variety of other free games, also known for making fortnite, having terrible servers and customer service

Person 1:hey, wanna play fortnite by epic games
Person 2:No, why would I install epic games launcher or fortnite to my PC
Person 1:because you can get GTA V for free
Person 2:you son of a bitch, I'm in
Person 2: ugh the servers are down again

by Cartoonlover69 July 18, 2020

Epic Department

gang shit

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Gary: Hey Mark!
Mark: Epic Department dream game forge and the crucible まだ何もなかった時、Silver2401神は天と地を造りました
Gary: fuck off

by nintendojuice980 October 30, 2022

Epic Song

When you and the boys make an epic song using your mouths

Yo, we should post that epic song we made on YouTube!

by Le epic biggie cheese November 29, 2019

Epic laugh

A laugh in which causes all people around the person who is laughing, to start laughing because of how horrible the persons laugh is.

My friend did Epic laugh yesterday, I loved it and hated it at the same time.

by murri-isms June 12, 2021

Epic Long

A synonym to the word epic fail. Can be used in such situations where one makes an utterly absurd remark, statement, or act of stupidity.

Longistic: "I can't believe they just called me to do a Quickdraw at Quakecon and I forgot to bring my ticket stub. I could have won $2,000."

Rest of World: "We can no longer call this an epic fail. It is now called Epic Long!"

by PweeZy, Mex, Mistakn2bjapnese October 21, 2008

Epic Gamer

The rare and wonderful 'Epic Gamer' is commonly found in dark rooms and are said to be very loud. They rarely leave their room and live off Red Bull. Epic Gamers are made when a normal Gamer (who lives in their mum's basements) have a series of 'Epic Gamer Moments.' These Epic Gamers are dangerous especially when they have recently lost a game of Fortnite. Epic Gamers are however well sought for by women and men alike! Don't buy a house near an Epic Gamer otherwise, you may be at risk of losing your Girlfriend/ Boyfriend/ Wife/ Husband or Nan.

Wife says''?????? I smell sweat and I hear someone screaming? What is up with this neighbourhood?!'' Husband says'' Oh it's fine it's just the Epic Gamer next door wanna get dominos? Hey, where are you going!?'' Wife yells'' I wanna divorce bitch bye I'm gonna get some Epic Gamer DICK!'

by SeekNDestroyXD November 18, 2019