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Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.
Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?
by anonXperson August 6, 2024
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Elon Musk

Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.

He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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Elon fuck

the most fucking dick making twitter to fucking x and twitter saying yes beacause is elon musk?!?!??!?!?!?
Fuck i got x by elon fuck
bro elon suck my dick you fucking dugebag
by aureliammm October 16, 2023
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Elon

A sexy fat guy who gets all the bitches and can jump high. He also loves food.
by Londahs November 19, 2023
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elontae

a sweet , nice caring boy , very immature & knows his way around like , tae is most likely loyal , had trust issues & scared to open up to just anybody
Nobody is like elontae
by youngggturntthuggg November 20, 2023
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elon musk

motherfucker
asshole
bozo
deserves to be punched in the face 24/7
everyone knows elon musk is the shittyest motherfucker alive
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
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Elon

The unconventional unit of measurement for the length of a penis, originating from the tailbone. Often used humorously or metaphorically to discuss size.
I always use the elon measurement to impress people on the internet.
by Stansthedog November 26, 2023
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