ethan small

A person with a great attitude, nice, funny, kind, plays football, and trumpet in band, if you ever meet an “ethan small” keep him, just don’t take mine- babygirlll💓

Ethan Small is such a hottie.

by cubanshrek October 13, 2019

Ethan / Peethan

That’s a rare one. Really really rare one. Will randomly twerk! Will pee like no other! The sound of his piss can make you daydream or even fall asleep. It is so soothing and relaxing that you may zone back into the real world feeling powerful and extremely pumped for your new day!

Example : “Did you hear what Ethan / Peethan said today?!” “Noway! The rat ate his glasses so he peed himself! Sounded so mindblowing!” “YES”

by Unknownheheboomboom October 16, 2019

ethan heshka

a man that sleeps on a bed of cement, but denies ever nutting in their before.

ethan heshka is are back again.

by KSI1209r7034704 December 10, 2019

Ethan Hurkett

Short like really short like the amount people who like Jacob Minecraft

I'm only 2 inches tall I must be Ethan Hurkett

by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019

Ethan

Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.

P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.

by MFG12346 January 25, 2020

eetard

Like an E-Girl or E-Boy, it's a normal person who becomes the worst mouth-breathing, drooling, subhuman trash when playing games online with their gamer friends.

Kid in my guild: Jumps in Discord and immediately starts saying some extremely autistic shit
Me: Ok calm it down eetard, we all heard you join

by C00MR_L3G3ND_J00p February 16, 2020

Ethan

Eats balls..

Ethan eats balls

by Ball stretcher April 13, 2020