diaper duty

When your boyfriend/ girlfriend is an overgrown baby who thinks it's your duty to take their tantrums.

I'm gonna dump Joe. He's not a boyfriend, he's a diaper duty.

by IreneAdler June 23, 2007

call of duty modern warfare

The Best game ever made even if you are a jag-master like Adam

call of duty modern warfare

by TristanTheHD December 10, 2013

Call Of Duty: Black ops

The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.

Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)

by nnSHARK BAITnn January 25, 2011

Call of Duty: Infinite Warefare

JETPACKS, EXPLOSIVE THROWING KNIVES, LASTER GUNS, EXPLOSIONS, MORE EXPLOSIONS!

Synonyms: Call of Duty Black Ops 3 Call of Duty Spooceman warefar.

Person 1 "Whats that new game?"

Person 2 "Uhhh... Call of Duty: Infinite Warefare."

Person 1 "FUUUU-"

*evrything dies.*

by Triotic November 20, 2016

Call of Duty Care Package

You organize and create a care package out of an old shoe box, then cut a large(or small) hole in the side it to insert your cock. Once the box is set up and ready to go, insert your well erected cock into the whole, walk up to your partner and say,"I'm on a kill streak, but you can have my package." they open up the top of the box and are welcomed by a lovely splooge on the face.

"Call of Duty Care Package" When you get a 5 kill streak on any Call of Duty, but this example is strictly for home.

by Bro Your Ugly November 14, 2011

Call of Duty: Whack Ops

The best description of COD7. Broken game which took about half a step forward and 15 back, no wonder COD doesn't progress much each year with this shit happening!

Worse gameplay, awful hit detection, unbalanced guns (again), awful sound, shite graphics etc. The worst game in the COD series, which after COD3 and COD5 is saying something big.

1: "wanna come to mine and play black ops?"
2: "wait you mean that steaming pile of horseshit Call of Duty: Whack Ops?"
1: "no, I said black ops"
2: "yes, that's just what I said; whack ops. The worst game of 2010 hands down"

by slipshoddread October 22, 2011

Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

1. An example of how not to make a game.
2. What retards jerk off to.

When someone mentions Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare you beat them up.

by YaBoyCheesecake October 24, 2017