decker

A short little boy with a Jew-fro, who is related to an illegal mexican. He likes feeling little white balls of fluff whom he calls "chloe" and also likes touching the penises of other men for pleasure. He even enjoys the sweet taste of baby blood and man jizz. Sadly, a decker is also unable to "choke the chicken".

Dude! Look at that curly headed fuck!
Yep, thats decker!

by dont be that kid January 20, 2009

Double Decker

n. An act involving two people pooping at once whereby the first person sits on the toilet seat and the second straddles the bowl while sitting on the first person's lap.

In order so save water, we did a double decker.

by Matty Scat August 13, 2006

Double Decker Pussy Wrecker

n.) An astoundingly large penis capable of causing trauma if used for regular vaginal intercourse.

I gave Judy the Double Decker Pussy Wrecker. She hasn't walked right for a week.

by Young&Restless February 27, 2022

Decked

To be decked or get decked get really told off.

"Jade, i got SO decked."

by Emzy/RioTGrrrL October 31, 2003

double decker

When you take a shit but don't flush and then later take another shit on top of it.

I just did a wretched double decker and I think the toilet is going to overflow.

by sune3000 April 14, 2006

Decker

Part donkey, part unicorn.

unicorn, Decker

by MissWatermelons October 31, 2011

Decker

One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.

Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.

by RyanCanada August 14, 2006