inner dinosaur

When your girlfriend/FB pee out a condom at least two weeks after the last time you had sex.

Oh my god Becky, I just dropped an Inner Dinosaur before home room.

by K. Royals May 13, 2016

Dinosaur

A horrifying lizard the size of house that almost killed Jeff Goldblum.

"Run Jeff Goldblum, a dinosaur is coming!"

by AlexLikesHats June 8, 2018

chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022

DINOSAUR

Dinosaurs are ancient reptiles that walk around and say RAR. They were humongous, and they ate a truck ton of food. The T-rex, Triceratops, Stegosaurus, and Barney are all dinosaurs. Dinosaurs ranged in color, from tan, to red, to purple. Some had feathers, and others didn’t. A singular species of true dinosaurs still exists. They are usually found in Kentucky Ballistics videos, or at halloween time.

Bob: “RAAAAAR!”
Tom: “You’re a dinosaur.”
Bob: “I’m a dinosaur!”
Both: “YAAAAY.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

dinosaur equipment

Dinosaur equipment can be classified as anything that is Strange or out of place, Or something funny.

(Must us hand signals)
Moving the hand in a Wave, and then Open palm, pulling your hand away from your face and Closing your fingers to touch at the tips.

kid 1: Your mom is Dumb.

kid 2: Dinosaur Equipment. (Using the signs)

by Spooki June 29, 2008

dinosaur ignorance

The willful refusal of corporate leadership to acknowledge or adopt emerging technology, trends, or innovations. This often leads to catastrophic business failure. Most commonly found in legacy companies where senior execs are allergic to change and cling to outdated models like it’s still 1995.

Symptoms include:

- Laughing off disruptive startups

- Refusing to invest in digital transformation (including AI)

- Saying things like “This is how we’ve always done it”

- Holding 3-hour meetings to ignore 3-minute solutions

- Exaggerated paranoia about worst case outcomes trying new things.

- Refusal to invest extra money just because it might lower short term profitability and might temporarily upset investors.

- Pathetically trying to look “new and hip” by wasting money on asinine expenditures DEI and wokeness thinking customers will overlook outdated products and services. This was especially problematic 2021-2024 but still unfortunately prevalent in many corporations. This is the “Bud Light” effect.

Blockbuster had a chance to buy Netflix for pocket change, but their execs unfortunately had Dinosaur Ignorance. They thought they were too big to fail and they couldn’t see the asteroid of new technology about to obliterate their entire business model. Now there is just a sad empty dusty store in Oregon full of regrets.

by BlueonBack2628 March 21, 2025

Scottish dinosaur

A Scottish dinosaur is a group of retards who think their gangsta known as will luke Alex and Tyler

“Alisha their making a bet “
Tyler- “no their not”
The Scottish dinosaurs- “yes we’re having a bet”

by Gangsta in the evening April 17, 2020