dirty Derek

very gay sex with a close family member while singing bible verses to each other.

hey bro I just gave dad a dirty Derek!

by mark dodds February 15, 2023

Derek

a man with asda bags made of steel

derek smacked my ass with his asda bags

by bumbumlord February 16, 2023

Dereking

Dereking is when someone takes pictures of girl, particularly in her privates, without her consent.

Person 1: "Hey, do you wanna do some Dereking with me?"
Person 2: "No man what the hell that's stalking!"

by Yavchad January 15, 2024

derek natale

really sexy guy who is a huge fan of green day and eats brownies all the time. HATES the eagles.

Damn, Derek Natale is looking hot as fuck today!!

by superdupermeganerdemoji January 21, 2024

Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

Derek

a biggie who enjoys munching on food and is the biggest person of the whole world he makes the ground SHAKE under his feet and he is BIG Standing on Honeybuns #BIGSOH

Did you see Derek? Hes so big

by Derek2Big November 21, 2023

Dereked

The process in which a manager, player or other organisation is made completely tilted or finessed by the Scottish living legend Derek Adams.

Hey man, did you see that Steve Evans got completely Dereked again...

by LewDank November 13, 2018