Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
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by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
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I wished David would leave me alone.
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by Goodbyepoo April 1, 2019
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by The BCOM Podcast January 23, 2020
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