A David is a word for a tryhard which is obssessed on completing an objective and goes above and beyond to become boringly efficient at it, a comlete sack.
"Hey, so do you wanna play Fortnite with John?"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
"Na, he's such a David, he'll just camp and get wins"
by TheSqueebCollector June 8, 2019
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he will haunt you in your sleep and aways has a ruler on him, he loves to stab people WITH the ruler and has violent urge at least once a minute, he will be always ready to attack, STAY AWAY.
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING
HE WILL STAB WITHOUT WARNING
by heyitsmethebigman June 21, 2019
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The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
Get the David mug.David is a bully like seriously is calls me fat all the time makes up stuff about me and tell my friends I juts need to warn people please put this in he’s the worst he makes me want to end it he’s ruining my life please
by Ahahzhxhgzhs April 21, 2019
Get the David mug.Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
O shit it’s david.
by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
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