Named after the legendary crack addict Davus Von Hardick, David is a legendary entity known only to man by “David.” He rips and tears at femoids and won’t stop until his mission is for filled.
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by IronicDarkness May 11, 2019
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by PrinceAli34 April 14, 2019
Get the David mug.The kid who thinks he's a gangster, a David usually wheres the weirdest "chill" clothes & and decides to wear his cap on backward while his unique hair spills out+ he loves to watch football. ( Many find him either super hot or a total screw up)
Girl 1: Do you want to date Dave
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
Annoying popular girl: Naw, are you kidding
Girl 1: Well, I guess he's ALL mine( DAVID)
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by A person named lil bill May 27, 2018
Get the David mug.A person named David is typically narcissistic. When a “David” has sex, they will position themselves in front of a mirror so that they can make eye contact with themselves. They are more interested in watching their own body in the act of intercourse than watching their partner. This in a way makes them feel like they are not having sex with a partner, but rather they feel like they are in fact fucking themselves- which give a “David” a great sense of pleasure.This person is also typically a Scorpio, tall, athletic, with well maintained facial hair and loves the Miami heat
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
They are obsessed with their own image and also believe that no one person is good enough, due to this a “David” will often have many hoes or shortys
by Pish.Posh September 28, 2019
Get the David mug.David is a word you used to talk to someone with a person named John. He really likes when people call him David and are very glad now :)) but who is David I don't know you but you are David 2.0
by EWNA November 3, 2020
Get the David mug.he seems like the kind of person who would give their dog a mullet. short. also kinda (very actually) gay
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